History

Pre-Independence.

Before independence the Country was A part Of Puerto Rico,Since Long time Ago Kekish People Struggled With their identity and Kekistan Or Keklandia was Not A independent country Rather Keklandia Was The South of Puerto Rico.

Pictured:Ponce in the year 1900 6 years before Independence.

The Flag And Emblem Of South Puerto Rico and Later The Kingdom Of Keklandia.

The Iron Matriarchy Of Solitaire La Monde 1906-1914,The Kingdom Of Keklandia.

Once Kekistan Was Granted Independence In 1906 The Leader chosen By the people in a 1905 Election was The young and Beautiful 22 year Old Patricia Adamski But The name that she was Known by Would forver be “Solitaire La Monde”,Initially Promised To Lead her people well,By Late 1906 She Started giving Male workers Less wage then females and Frequently Executing Male Criminals In Public And Giving almost all Female Criminals Immunity Or Lesser sentences they deserved,It was the Only Violent Matriarchical Government In the world.Solitaire Was Proud Of her Polish Heritage and So Chose the anthem of the Country to Be the “Mazurek Dobrowski” which would later also become the Anthem of Poland,However she preffered Instrumental Melody Over lyrical Songs So Only the Melody was adapted and no Lyrics were written specifically for the Anthem.In the year 1908,2 years after her reign began She ordered Personally that Polish would be One of the Main languages which would eventually make Three Native languages of Kekistan which still stands to this day and many people are of Polish descent Or have Polish Surnames Becasue of Solitaire La Monde.

Solitaire La Monde (Pictured in a 1907 Portrait,colorized.)

Pictured:Ponce In 1911,3 years Before Her Assasination.

Assasination Of Solitaire La Monde 15 September 1914

Many People were absolutely Furious with Solitaire La Monde’s reign,Mostly Men But also many Women.A assasination attempt in 1910 caused quite a stir,But Solitaire Would meet her death On September 15 1914 under the hands Of a Member of the Group “secret kek liberation sect” who were Very strongly against her rule and Wanted her to Die,An assasination Plot was formed and At Approx. 6pm In the Ponce Grand Opera House a Showing of the Opera “Carmen” was there and Over 3,000 people were there to see it,Including Solitaire La Monde Along with her Husband Jakób La Monde,At Approx. 7:00 pm a man by the name Of Luis Lopez Entered Into solitaire’s private seating place at the opera and Shot her 6 times with a revolver,Eventually He fled the scene but was shot to death In the streets after a Brutal shootout with the Kek-Police,He was able to kill 2 police officers before getting shot in the head during the shootout.After this the whole country was at shock and so was the outside,But nowadays Luis Lopez is viewed among Many,A hero But this Is controversial in Kekistan,But in a poll around 20% of citizens voted that He was,Infact a hero,Despite Murdering Two police men along With His target.

luis lopez in 1912 age 24

The actual Revolver Used By Luis Lopez,A

Model 10 Revolver Typically used by the police and even miˇlitary as their sidearm but also used by criminals,of course!

A new Kingdom and its downfall. 1914-1926

After the assasination Of Solitaire La Monde,Keklandia was for 2 months De Jure ruled By Jakob la Monde, But he was Theoretically Not a True Leader,On 20 December 1914 elections were held and The New ruler Of the kingdom Pontiac Samovicz was chosen,His rule from the beginning was Less terrible then Solitaire’s but not by much.Pontiac Insisted That Keklandia did Not need to Enter The Great war so Keklandia was NOT apart of World war 1 and did not perticipate in it.on february 1 1919 an Assasination Attempt Happened on Pontiac Samowicz,The attempt shook the country and Led to the creation of The Kekland Times,The national newspaper,Before 1919 there was No Newspaper that was considered “Official” and Solitaire Prohibited such Things,But Illegal Unofficial Newspapers were Distributed And sold On the Black Market and were owned by Quite a few people.In 1923 however,The Kekland Fascist Party was Formed,Illegaly,Their attempt was to overthrow The Monarchy,Led by “Josef Guiterrez” The Party Became increasingly More and More Armed and Plans were made to overthrow the government.Eventually a civil war broke out on 4 august 1924,Urban fighting was done on the streets and no one was safe,Many civilians died and This was Usually accidental In the end More civillians died then anything else.On 3 october 1926 Pontiac Samowicz Surrendered at gunpoint To Josef Guiterrez and his Suriving Party members who were able to storm the Palace and Were able to Kill and take down Many Armed soldiers,Josef Guiterrez got shot in the Arm and Leg But was able to Survive,Eventually taken to the hospital.Between 3 october 1926 and 10 november Keklandia Or Kekland as it would be later known,had De facto No real Leadership,Because elections were not yet held this was partially becasue Josef was Indeed recovering In the hospital.

Pontiac Samowicz In 1918 year Before his failed assasination attempt,Colorized

Josef Guiterrez in 1921 2 years before Forming his illegal Fascist Party and 5 Years Before taking control.

Josef Guiterrez’s Organised Republic Of Kekistan
1926-1952

the flag of The organized republic of kekistan and later the People’s Republic Of kekistan

In 1926 Josef Guiterrez Was infact Elected as The leader of the So called Organised republic of Kekistan,He promised people that he would be the best leader,but soon he started demonstarting fascism,He was given a cult of personality and anyone against his words as to be executed with no mercy.Pontiac Samowicz was against the radio,But Josef Saw it as means to Have more propaganda,The Voice of kekistan Was Founded in 1929 and soon began brodcasting,Films were forbidden by all previous rulers,But Josef saw it again as a Interesting propaganda machine and soon,Propaganda films would be made and All films could only be made by the state and no one else,Dramatic Pictures like the “Tyranny of Solitaire” (1933) were full of Propaganda and Misoginy which was Something that Josef was very much aligned with.Jakob la Monde was In Prison Since 1926 but exactly 10 years later,In 1936 Public execution of him was carried along with Pontiac Samowicz,Before the execution,Josef Read a Hateful Letter to both of them and their family,while sort of deserved it also put the blame on The female gender,The Infamous quote “Im against the Female gender and its Evil” became a propaganda slogan after the executions and Josef’s Often repeated Line.While Josef was strongly against females,he did infact have a wife,allegedly abused her and many times shouted at her misogynistic things,Her name was Sofia Guiterrez and in 1939 she would eventually be executed on the orders Of Josef and he would again blame all females,Women were also Banned from viewing this execution.

photo portrait of Josef Guiterrez (1934) colorised.

one of the only Three known Photographs of Sofia Guiterrez (1937)

When World war 2 Broke out,Kekistan was On Hitler’s side but was granted neutrality so entering the war wasnt necessary,while Josef Guiterrez did think about joining,he ultimately decided against it but he still admired adolf hitler and was even penpals with him,Josef Guiterrez learned about television in 1943,He also learned that Nazi germany had already used it for propaganda,Josef tried to get a tv station set up,but problems arose and the idea was left behind.Sometime in the early 1940s Josef Guiterrez Banned women from exiting their homes after 4 pm,any woman seen outside at 4pm or after was to be killed on spot,By far the most brutal rule,It recieved no backlash as people were indeed afraid to speak out because of the fear of certain death,Josef Guiterrez reportedly was a fan of Fish Fingers and French fries and he is Credited with starting it as a national food,which is still popular in kekistan today!
In 1947 the official second radio station launched “Kekistan Music Station” which played music that was popular in kekistan,Josef guiterrez Loved popular music and used it as means of propaganda,and the Music station was instantly successful and radio sales in the country increased massively.In 1949 Josef Guiterrez Got Bronchopneumonia,He almost died and eventually was thinking of retirement,but after recovery he chose to stay in the top position,He eventually retired in 1952 because of his worsening health,His new successor would be much less strict but still ultimately unfair…

Guiterrez In 1951 one year before retirement (colorised)